DAN HAGEN

Created by: Mr. & Mrs. Hagen
Written by: Rik Offenberger
Art by: Gilbert Monsanto

PERSONAL INFORMATION

REAL NAME: Daniel Urban Hagen
IDENTITY: Publicly known
OCCUPATION: Scientific Gadget Specialist for the Federal Bureau of Investigation
PLACE OF BIRTH: Effingham, Illinois
CITIZENSHIP: United States of America
MARITAL STATUS: Single
KNOWN RELATIVES: Ann Schwermin (maternal grandmother)
KNOWN ALLIES: Captain Battle, Sgt. Flag
GROUP AFFILIATIONS: F.B.I., Special Tech Division
BASE OF OPERATIONS: Peaksville, MO (formerly Charleston, IL)
EDUCATION: Effingham High School; B.A., Journalism, Eastern Illinois University; Technical Certificate in Advanced Electronics, Quantico
FIRST APPEARANCE: Sgt. Flag #6, Nov 2025
HEIGHT: 6’1″ (185 cm)
WEIGHT: 185 lbs (84 kg)
EYES: Hazel
HAIR: Silver

HISTORY

Dan Hagen began his professional life as a journalist and journalism instructor, serving at the Sullivan News-Progress and later the Eastern Illinois University Journalism Department. A passionate communicator and curious mind, he became increasingly fascinated by technology’s role in shaping public discourse and national security.
After early retirement from academia, Hagen was recruited into the FBI’s Special Technologies Division for his aptitude in systems design and his uncanny ability to translate complex ideas into usable applications. Known as the Gentleman Analyst, Hagen is now the Bureau’s premier designer of non-lethal field gadgets, information encryption systems, and communication jammers used by both human and enhanced operatives. His background in storytelling gives him a unique edge in understanding how criminals think and communicate, making him one of the FBI’s most trusted minds in behavioral-tech development.

POWERS & ABILITIES

Scientific Inventor: Hagen designs custom gadgets ranging from surveillance drones and stealth-recording devices to field-ready signal disruptors. His creations emphasize analog stability blended with cutting-edge interface adaptability.
Cyber-Linguist: With a deep knowledge of semiotics and narrative structures, Hagen specializes in decoding symbolic communication used in encrypted criminal networks.
Tactical Analyst: His journalism-trained eye for detail allows him to uncover patterns in intelligence materials overlooked by standard algorithms.
Enhanced Intuition: Through decades of narrative analysis, Hagen has developed a powerful intuition for identifying disinformation, misdirection, and psychological manipulation in both digital and personal interaction.

WEAPONS & PARAPHERNALIA

Mobile Gadget Lab Briefcase: A reinforced portable workstation containing diagnostic tools, micro-fabrication kits, chemical testers, and encrypted data ports.
Augmented Glasses Interface: HUD-enabled lenses allowing real-time data comparison, facial recognition overlays, and encrypted Bureau comms.
“Schwermin Coil” EMP Pen: A covert electromagnetic pulse emitter disguised as a fountain pen, useful for short-range data wipes and equipment disabling.
Custom Listening Device – “The Whisperer”: A passive-range sonic amplifier embedded in a vintage-looking lapel mic, capable of isolating conversations in a crowd.
Prototype Bureau Jetpack – “SkyScriptor Mk I”: A compact vertical-lift jetpack designed by Hagen himself. Lightweight and stabilized by dual micro-turbines, it allows short-range flight (up to 2 miles) and rapid vertical ascent. Includes an emergency auto-deploy parachute and stealth-suppression mode for covert insertions.